I stole a pair of her panties as well.

Patrick: Well, uh... I kinda fell in love with her that night.

Stan: What? You little fuck--

Patrick: What? She was unconscious, man.

Patrick: Well, she was beautiful, and... I stole a pair of her panties as well.

Stan: Jesus! What?

Patrick: It's not like-- I mean, they were clean and all.

Stan: Don't tell me this stuff, man! I don't wanna hear this shit!

Patrick: They were clean.!

Stan: What? D-Don't.! Stop.!

Patrick: Okay. Yeah.! All right.!

Stan: Give me my papers.

Patrick: There's more... after we did her, I kind of... went where she works and asked her out.

Joel: Jesus.

Stan: Jesus, Patrick.! How unethical--

Patrick: It's not really that bad. What? Get that look off your face. What's wrong?

Stan: Patrick, you stole a girl's panties!

Joel: There's someone here. He stole your underwear.

Clem: I don't see anyone.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) by Michel Gondry