This is the last time I saw you.

Joel: This is the last time I saw you.

It's three o'clock.

Clem: I kinda sorta wrecked your car.

Joel: Were you driving drunk? It's pathetic.

Clem: I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.

Joel: Well, it is pathetic. It's fucking irresponsible. Could've killed somebody.

Clem: Oh, God.

Joel: Maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see?

Clem: Oh, Christ.!

Joel: Should I check the grill to see if there's any children or small animals?

Clem: It's just a fucking dent, Joel. You're like an old lady or something.

Joel: Well, what are you like? A wino?

Clem: A wino? Jesus, are you from the '50s or something? A wino? Face it, Joely. You're freaked out because I was out late without you, and in your little wormy brain... You're trying to figure out, did she fuck someone tonight?

Joel: No, see, Clem, I assume you fucked someone tonight. Isn't that how you get people to like you?

Joel: I'm sorry. Okay? Clem, I didn't mean it. All right? Clem?

Clem: Your keys.

Joel: I was just--

Clem: I won't need them anymore.

Joel: I was just-- Angry or annoyed or something, I don't know. Clem?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) by Michel Gondry