Janet: Oh, Brad. Let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.
Brad: Just a moment, Janet. They may have a telephone.
Riff Raff: Hello.
Brad: Uh - oh - Hi! My name is Brad Majors. And this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I - ah - wondered if you could help us. Our car has broken down about two miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet.
Janet: Yes, the rain has been very heavy.
Riff Raff: Yes. I think you had better both come inside.
Janet: You're too kind.
Janet: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?
Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Riff Raff: This way.
Janet: Are you - giving a party?
Riff Raff: No. You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet: Oh, lucky him.
Magenta: He's lucky. You're lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) by Jim Sharman.