He's lucky. You're lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky.

Janet:  Oh, Brad. Let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.

    Brad: Just a moment, Janet. They          may have a telephone.

Riff Raff: Hello.

Brad: Uh - oh - Hi!  My name is Brad Majors. And this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I - ah - wondered if you could help us. Our car has broken down about two miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?

Riff Raff: You're wet.

Janet:  Yes, the rain has been very       heavy.

Brad: Yes.

Riff Raff: Yes. I think you had better both come inside.

Janet: You're too kind. 

Janet: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?

Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

Riff Raff: This way.

Janet: Are you - giving a party?

   Riff Raff: No. You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the         master's affairs.

Janet: Oh, lucky him.

Magenta: He's lucky. You're lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky. 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) by Jim Sharman.

There's a Light.

Brad & Janet: In the velvet darkness of the blackest night burning bright.

There's a guiding star no matter what or who you are.

There's a Light. Over at the Frankenstein place.

There's a light. Burning in the fireplace.

There's a light, a light in the darkness of everybody's life.

I can see the flag fly, I can see the rain just the same. There has got to be     something better here for you and me.

A light in the darkness of everybody's life.

Riff Raff: The darkness must go down the river of nights dreaming flow         morphia slow. Let the sun and light come streaming into my life. Into my life.

Narrator: And so it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and      that they had found the assistance that their plight required or had they? 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) by Jim Sharman.

A strange journey.

I would like if I may to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly      ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss (two young        ordinary healthy kids) left Denton that late November evening to visit Dr          Everett Scott, ex. tutor and now friend of both of them. It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black and pendulous, toward which they were        driving. It's true also that the spare tyre they were carrying was badly in need of some air.  But they being normal kids and on a night out, well they were     not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out. It    was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time. 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) by Jim Sharman.

J - A - N - E – T. I love you so.

Janet: Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful. Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful. Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Monroe. Now she's Mrs.Ralph Hapschatt.

Brad: Er...yes, Janet.......Ralph's a lucky guy.

Janet: Yes.

Brad: Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.

Janet: Yes.

Brad: And Ralph himself will be in line for promotion in a year or so.

Janet: Yes.

Brad: Hey Janet.

Janet: Yes Brad.

Brad: I've got something to say.

Janet: Uh huh.

Brad: I really loved the skilful way you beat the other girls to the bride's    bouquet.

Janet: Oh Brad.

Brad: The river was deep but I swam it. The future is ours so let's plan it. So please don't tell me to can it. I've one thing to say and that's: Dammit,      Janet. I love you. The road was long but I ran it. There's a fire in my heart    and you fan it. If there's one fool for you then I am it. I've one thing to say     and that's: Dammit, Janet.

I love you. Here's a ring to prove that i'm not joker. There's three ways that    love can grow. That's good bad or mediocre.

Oh  J - A - N - E – T. I love you so.

 The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) by Jim Sharman.

The late night double feature Picture Show.

Michael Rennie was ill. The day the earth stood still but he told us where we    stand And Flash Gordon was there i silver underwear. Claude Rains was the    invisible man. Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong they    got caught in a celluloid jam. Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space and this is how the message ran.

    Science Fiction - double-feature. Dr X will build a creature. See Androids        fighting Brad and Janet. Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet. Oh - at the     late night, double-feature Picture Show.

I knew Leo G. Carrol was over a barrel, when tarantula took to the hills. And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and    kills Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes and passing them used lots of skills. And when worlds collide said George Pal to his bride I'm going to give you some terrible trills like a -

Dr X will build a creature. See Androids fighting Brad and Janet. Anne Francis     stars in Forbidden Planet. Oh - at the late-night, double-feature Picture       Show. By RKO O- Oh at the late-night, double-feature Picture Show. In the   back row at the late-night, double-feature Picture Show. I want to go to    the late night double feature Picture Show.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) by Jim Sharman.